Five New Skills In Just One Week


I was thinking the other day how my resume is drastically changing with the birth of our daughter, here are some new skills I’ve picked up in the last nine days of her life.

I can:

Turn my chest into a warm and toasty mattress.

Change diapers while sleeping.

Catch urine in mid-air, protecting upholstery, pillows and other objects close to the changing table.

Explain what baby wearing is and how to do it.

Read a baby’s body language to know the difference between “rooting” and pooing.

Photo courtesy of Seth.